Thursday, April 24, 2014

30 in 30: April Week 4

Adventures of Manda and Mr Howie
I didn't link up last week, but I was still keeping track...so we have two weeks of miles to catch up on! I have added another 34.22, making my total for April 66.35.
How are you doing so far?
Yup!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Hump Day

Ryan button

Here we go again! I confess...

...Still haven't made dinner, but I have found many ways to still eat entirely too much. 
26 Struggles Only People Who Are Constantly Hungry Will Understand

...Sometimes, I speed up/slow down so that I don't have to be in the elevator with people I know. 
...I hate Bridal/Baby Showers...and I have to go to one this weekend. I am already in a bad mood about it. There better be mimosas.  
...I also hate Facebook messenger...it is hands down the creepiest thing ever. 

...My office is down the street from James Franco's new play...I have spent a significant amount of time trying to "causally" run into him. 
26 Celebrities Whose Names Should Have A Totally Different Meaning
...I am only working one full week between now and Memorial Day. 

...On that note, I have stopped making vague comments about Summer Fridays and have started openly pushing for them. Priorities people. 
53 Thoughts Every Senior Has Before They Graduate

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Easter Weekend, According to my Phone


Tired little pup 
Thanks Easter Bunny 
Apparently, you are never too old for an Easter basket
So yummy 

Spring nails on my day off 

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Allegedly It's Spring

Ryan-Gosling-button

I confess...

...I haven't cooked dinner once this week...and I have no intentions of changing that.  

...I make up the most ridiculous stories when I meet strangers out. The trick is to say things with conviction and make sure they are somewhat believable and then no one questions you.... Cab drivers and really shy boys are my favorite to mess with. 

...Speaking of...I make sure to go to the youngest, most awkward male cashier whenever I am buying tampons. 

...I always have sunglasses on and my headphones when I am going to work for the sole purpose of avoiding people. 
...I got caught in a SNOWSTORM last night on my way home. 
Seriously though. I'm so sick of winter, it shouldn't be snowing in APRIL
...I overuse the ellipsis...

...I haven't been to the gym since Saturday and I feel disgusting. I think I have turned into a full-on gym rat. I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this. 
I Run Because I Really Like Beer Tank Top - Crossfit Shirt - Running Shirt - Crossfit Clothes - Workout Tank Top For Women

...I am so annoyed by everything Coachella. Nothing about it sounds like a good time to me and I would rather stick pins in my eyes than spend a weekend in the desert. 

...I am way more excited about Girl Meets World than I should be. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Life Lately: April

Listening: A lot of Springsteen. I need summer! 
Eating: I cannot get enough oranges lately.

Drinking: Iced Nonfat Green Tea Latte! Treat yo self.
Ice Green Tea Latte from Starbucks-   I make this at home as well using matcha, vanilla almond milk and a shot of vanilla syrup.  yum.

Reading: Ugh, I am the worst. I have a pile of about 15 books on my night stand and I always reach for my iPad first.

Feeling: Tired. I need a day to just do nothing.

Weather: Just be happy you can't see my hair today.
I have started stashing spare hair ties in my classroom at school to combat my post-recess-duty hair.
Wanting: New kicks! 
Specifically these
Watching: Friday Night Lights! Netflix, you complete me! You too, Tim Riggins. 
How do I begin to explain Tim Riggins? (mean girls / friday night lights)

Monday, April 14, 2014

Another Sad Excuse for a Weekend Update

See this...subtract the random text and add a 6'5" Texan and a ridiculous 3 block limo ride.

Also, this happened....
And then this...
And Sunday wasn't nearly as tragic as last weekend, so I ran a few errands with my mom and took advantage of the weather by playing some tennis. 
Hint, I was Carol 
Hope you all had a wonderful weekend too! Here's to a fast week!

Friday, April 11, 2014

S#*T My Dad Likes

Taking selfies
Blurred Lines (although I am not entirely sure he has ever seen the music video) 
Uncle Si
Another song and this is 100% true...Because I Got High 
The PB&J combo jar ("It's the GREATEST thing ever!")
The Voice

The term "Fergalicious" 

The "Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials
The Most Interesting Man in the World