...I haven't cooked dinner once this week...and I have no intentions of changing that.
...I make up the most ridiculous stories when I meet strangers out. The trick is to say things with conviction and make sure they are somewhat believable and then no one questions you.... Cab drivers and really shy boys are my favorite to mess with.
...Speaking of...I make sure to go to the youngest, most awkward male cashier whenever I am buying tampons.
...I always have sunglasses on and my headphones when I am going to work for the sole purpose of avoiding people.
...I got caught in a SNOWSTORM last night on my way home.
...I overuse the ellipsis...
...I haven't been to the gym since Saturday and I feel disgusting. I think I have turned into a full-on gym rat. I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this.
...I am so annoyed by everything Coachella. Nothing about it sounds like a good time to me and I would rather stick pins in my eyes than spend a weekend in the desert.
...I am way more excited about Girl Meets World than I should be.